Your monthly Reclamation Wednesday devoted to your deepest beliefs.

Your monthly Reclamation Wednesday devoted to your business!

Hi, I’m Keli. I’m your life coach now. Twice a month, in accordance with the lunar cycles, we gather in circle here and in your inbox for a salaciously good time. We talk reclaiming what has always been ours via ritualized practices and hexing shitty politicians. For those of you who love to receive the self-care tips, the sex tips, and the business tips, those will be in separate posts in a revised format.

Your monthly Reclamation Wednesday devoted to caring for yourself.

Your monthly Reclamation Wednesday devoted to your sexuality and sexual health.

Hi, I’m Keli. I’m your life coach now. Twice a month, in accordance with the lunar cycles, we gather in circle here and in your inbox for a salaciously good time. We talk reclaiming what has always been ours via ritualized practices and hexing shitty politicians. For those of you who love to receive the self-care tips, the sex tips, and the business tips, those will be in separate posts in a revised format.

Hi, I’m Keli. I’m your life coach now. Twice a month, in accordance with the lunar cycles, we gather in circle here and in your inbox for a salaciously good time. And times they are a-changin’! 

This Friday newsletter has gotten RAVE reviews from y’all, and I couldn’t be more delighted by that. But the things you love to receive most seem to be the spell and the hex. So we’re making this one all about them and taking out the rest. 

Don’t worry! For those of you who love to receive the self-care tips and the sex tips and the business tips, those will come back later in the month in a revised format. So keep an eye out for that. But this newsletter has gotten a bit of a makeover to help you receive more of what you want. 

So without further ado, here’s the content you love!

Hi, I’m Keli. I’m your life coach now. Twice a month, in accordance with the lunar cycles, we gather in circle here and in your inbox for a salaciously good time. We talk sex, self-care, and reclaiming what has always been ours via ritualized practices and hexing shitty politicians. And for my entrepreneurial babes out there, you’re getting a little bonus sales tip, too.

Hi, I’m Keli. I’m your life coach now. Twice a month, in accordance with the lunar cycles, we gather in circle here and in your inbox for a salaciously good time. We talk sex, self-care, and reclaiming what has always been ours via ritualized practices and hexing shitty politicians. And for my entrepreneurial babes out there, you’re getting a little bonus sales tip, too.

Hi, I’m Keli. I’m your life coach now. Twice a month, in accordance with the lunar cycles, we gather in circle here and in your inbox for a salaciously good time. We talk sex, self-care, and reclaiming what has always been ours via ritualized practices and hexing shitty politicians. And for my entrepreneurial babes out there, you’re getting a little bonus sales tip, too.

Hi, I’m Keli. I’m your life coach now. Twice a month, in accordance with the lunar cycles, we gather in circle here and in your inbox for a salaciously good time. We talk sex, self-care, and reclaiming what has always been ours via ritualized practices and hexing shitty politicians. And for my entrepreneurial babes out there, you’re getting a little bonus sales tip, too.

Hi, I’m Keli. I’m your life coach now. Twice a month, in accordance with the lunar cycles, we gather in circle here and in your inbox for a salaciously good time. We talk sex, self-care, and reclaiming what has always been ours via ritualized practices and hexing shitty politicians. And for my entrepreneurial babes out there, you’re getting a little bonus sales tip, too.

Hi, I’m Keli. I’m your life coach now. Twice a month, in accordance with the lunar cycles, we gather in circle here and in your inbox for a salaciously good time. We talk sex, self-care, and reclaiming what has always been ours via ritualized practices and hexing shitty politicians. And for my entrepreneurial babes out there, you’re getting a little bonus sales tip, too.

Every single marriage ends.

Some end in death. Others end in divorce. And at this point, it’s about a 50/50 split with how any given marriage ends.

My first marriage ended in divorce. And according to cultural standards, I should consider that a failure. Because that whole “‘til death do us part” idea has permeated everything pretty intensely.

But, like, WHY?

Hi, I’m Keli. I’m your life coach now. Twice a month, in accordance with the lunar cycles, we gather in circle here and in your inbox for a salaciously good time. We talk sex, self-care, and reclaiming what has always been ours via ritualized practices and hexing shitty politicians. And for my entrepreneurial babes out there, you’re getting a little bonus sales tip, too.

Last week, I told you that I’ve been working on a variety of trainings and certifications (and I didn’t even list them all).

And I mentioned that part of my current study is for certification as an oracle card reader.

So this week, I thought I’d offer a card reading. Let’s just assume that this applies to you, as it applies to everyone who comes across it. And let’s assume that no matter when this reading lands in front of you, that’s the appropriate timing for you.

A few weeks ago, I sent out a content survey to my email list asking about what they enjoy receiving from me most. Overwhelmingly, the Fuck Shit Up Fridays email newsletter won out. So, as I close out this podcast (which also means my Wednesday emails and Thursday social content), that’s where a lot of my focus will be directed. What’s most interesting to me about that is that the newsletter came from, like, channeled guidance or whatever. And, listen. You can believe whatever you want to believe about spirit/the universe/god/what-the-fuck-ever and what connections we, as humans, may or may not have to the generality of whatever that is. I’m not here to be your spiritual leader, and I’m (still) not interested in getting into the details of what I personally believe (and absolutely do not believe) about it.

Hi, I’m Keli. I’m your life coach now. Twice a month, in accordance with the lunar cycles, we gather in circle here and in your inbox for a salaciously good time. We talk sex, self-care, and reclaiming what has always been ours via ritualized practices and hexing shitty politicians. And for my entrepreneurial babes out there, you’re getting a little bonus sales tip, too.

Not like outer space, but the space I take up — in my home, in my life, in your inbox, in the world… That kind of space. Throughout the pandemic, my partner and I accumulated quite a bit of stuff. And last fall, we had a big yard sale to get rid of a lot of it. Then we donated whatever didn’t sell. For the last several months, I’ve been periodically working on cleaning and organizing our basement. In the last couple of weeks, I’ve swapped the furniture in my office and meditation room to create a space that’s more conducive to some new offers I’ve got coming out in the fall.

If so, you know that retreats are…*record scratch* Wait. What is a retreat? This is a conversation I recently had with a friend of mine. She’s a fellow retreat host and was in a comment thread about pricing for retreats. Some folks were ASTOUNDED at how/why someone would charge $___ for their retreat. But the thing is, “retreat” doesn’t MEAN anything. Not anything universal, anyway.