When you think of ADORNMENT, what comes to mind? Someone dripping in jewels, with lots of drapey fabric and heavy makeup? Tattoos, piercings, and other body art? I want to invite you to redefine adornment for yourself, and the definition I’m going to offer you to try on for size is this: Adornment is simply anything you put on your body with intention.

What do you find nourishing? And when you first consider that question, is food the thing that comes to mind immediately? We tend to think of food as our sole source of nourishment. And yes, there’s a whole conversation we need to have about what food is nourishing, how the food industry in the US has become so profit-driven that the nutrient density of a lot of food is a fraction of what it was less than 100 years ago, how inaccessible nourishing foods are in so many areas, and how easy it is for influencers and large corporations to distort the concept of nutrition to push ultra-processed garbage as essentially food replacements.

Hi, I’m Keli. I’m your life coach now. Twice a month, in accordance with the lunar cycles, we gather in circle here and in your inbox for a salaciously good time. We talk sex, self-care, and reclaiming what has always been ours via ritualized practices and hexing shitty politicians. And for my entrepreneurial babes out there, you’re getting a little bonus sales tip, too.

For the last couple of weeks, I’ve been asking the question, “When was the last time you felt REALLY good in your body?” First, I asked inside the private community for Project Reclamation. Next, I asked my email list. Then I asked on social media. The responses I’ve gotten have been pretty…telling. Only one person has said that feeling good in her body is the norm. And she’s a yoga instructor. So doing things to support feeling good in her body is literally her job. For everyone else? Not so much.

A few weeks ago, I sat down with my friend and co-host for an upcoming retreat to talk about the details. We decided to record it and share it with you. If you’ve ever wanted to attend an event where you’re supported in self-exploration, personal development, and spiritual expansion, this is one you’ll want to get in on. We’ve still got a couple spots open at the time of this podcast episode release, but there are a handful of people considering them…more people than there are spots open. So, if you want in, now’s the time to jump.

Hi, I’m Keli. I’m your life coach now. Twice a month, in accordance with the lunar cycles, we gather in circle here and in your inbox for a salaciously good time. We talk sex, self-care, and reclaiming what has always been ours via ritualized practices and hexing shitty politicians. And for my entrepreneurial babes out there, you’re getting a little bonus sales tip, too.

How did March treat you? Was it lovely and full of wonderful moments? If so, this content is not for you. You’re welcome to scroll on past, close it out, and pretend it never crossed your feed. For me, March was pretty fucking terrible. And if your March sucked, too, I want to offer you the reflection work I’m doing to cultivate some self-compassion as we begin April. My March began with illness, ended with illness, and in the middle, there was death.

Hi, I’m Keli. I’m your life coach now. Twice a month, in accordance with the lunar cycles, we gather in circle here and in your inbox for a salaciously good time. We talk sex, self-care, and reclaiming what has always been ours via ritualized practices and hexing shitty politicians. And for my entrepreneurial babes out there, you’re getting a little bonus sales tip, too.

You don’t need an avatar. If you’re in any kind of entrepreneurial space, I know you’ve seen the concept of the “Client Avatar” floating around. And there are people who SWEAR by the avatar. They will tell you that you can’t market or sell anything without an avatar. But here’s what I’d like to offer you: That’s bullshit. It’s truly one (of many) of my least favorite holdovers from old-school advertising that has made its way into content marketing.

Hi, I’m Keli. I’m your life coach now. Twice a month, in accordance with the lunar cycles, we gather in circle here and in your inbox for a salaciously good time. We talk sex, self-care, and reclaiming what has always been ours via ritualized practices and hexing shitty politicians. And for my entrepreneurial babes out there, you’re getting a little bonus sales tip, too.

How do you define success? That’s a big question. And it spans many areas of life. So it may be difficult to answer. But let’s break it down: We’ll start with career. How do you define career success?

These aren’t testimonials my clients have sent me in response to some leading questions about our work together. Nor are they pieces of information anyone has asked to be shared for the purpose of marketing and selling “working with me.” (No shade against testimonials. I use them. This just isn’t that.) This isn’t about me at all. It’s a moment for us to celebrate the astounding accomplishments these women have achieved. Because they deserve to be celebrated. (Even if they’re anonymized to protect their privacy and retain their rights for consent.)

Hi, I’m Keli. I’m your life coach now. Twice a month, in accordance with the lunar cycles, we gather in circle here and in your inbox for a salaciously good time. We talk sex, self-care, and reclaiming what has always been ours via ritualized practices and hexing shitty politicians. And for my entrepreneurial babes out there, you’re getting a little bonus sales tip, too.

The last couple of years have been fucking rough. I know that’s true of a lot of people for a lot of reasons. But for me, it’s been largely related to recovery from an abusive situation. Recovery is a tough road. Regardless of what you’re recovering from. And this has been no different. My life was sort of flipped upside down, then shaken and jostled on repeat for a couple of years until I was sort of thrown out of the container completely. Unceremoniously. The path of healing from everything that transpired has been difficult. And slow. And often painful. And to this day, it is still quite uncertain.

I’m going back to France this September. Wanna go with me? You’re absolutely invited! Only a handful of spots are left open, and I’d love to reserve one for you! But, like, what’s the purpose of this trip? ← That’s a great question, and it’s one that a lot of folks have been asking my co-host, Sarah Magnoni and me. Sarah is a marketing consultant by day and psychic medium by night. I’m a sales coach in one leg of my business, and I also hang out in the Akashic records. So we’re putting this shit together in a way that’s a bit nontraditional. A bit unconventional. A bit off-putting to a lot of folks. WHICH IS HOW WE KNOW IT’S RIGHT.

Hi, I’m Keli. I’m your life coach now. Twice a month, in accordance with the lunar cycles, we gather in circle here and in your inbox for a salaciously good time. We talk sex, self-care, and reclaiming what has always been ours via ritualized practices and hexing shitty politicians. And for my entrepreneurial babes out there, you’re getting a little bonus sales tip, too.

Here’s a hard truth that I’ve never really talked about. As a sales coach, I offer an incredible program called SellingU. It has a community level that’s got a pretty low-cost point of entry, and it’s FULL of valuable content, practical application, and tactical support for both mindset and skill set. It has an in-depth mastermind level that’s a higher price point with a hell of a lot more guidance and hands-on work. And when I first started my entrepreneurial journey, I wouldn’t have joined something like SellingU. When I shifted my career into coaching, I wouldn’t have joined something like SellingU.

For the last several weeks, I’ve been handing out free shit like candy. (Free workbooks like candy? Free shit like workbooks? Eh. Whatever.) I’ve got another free guide for you today. This one is a 7-day journey into discovering and honing your authentic AF sales voice. The assignment is simple: Sell someone or something ELSE every day for a week. You’re not selling your products, services, or opportunities. You’re selling your friend’s art exhibit. Or the cupcake shop you’re obsessed with that the world NEEDS to know about.

Hi, I’m Keli. I’m your life coach now. Twice a month, in accordance with the lunar cycles, we gather in circle here and in your inbox for a salaciously good time. We talk sex, self-care, and reclaiming what has always been ours via ritualized practices and hexing shitty politicians. And for my entrepreneurial babes out there, you’re getting a little bonus sales tip, too.

In no way do I pretend to know what’s right for you. I do, however, know that if you’re an entrepreneur, solopreneur, or in any kind of sales, the bullshit you’re telling yourself about sales is not helpful to you. So, I’ve made you (yes, another) free workbook. Contained within the pages of the Reclaiming Sales workbook are pieces of my proven sales philosophy. I offer them to you for several reasons. First, because, as I stated above, we need to reclaim sales. From whom? From the shitty bro marketers, the shitty “hey girl” MLM copy/paste methodologies, and the shitty societal connotations of a balding man with a wet cigar hanging out of his mouth and his chest hair popping out of his partially unbuttoned shirt trying to pressure you into a used car that you absolutely do not want.