ALIGN mastermind

Do you have an offer to sell, but you have a STRONG aversion to sales?

Like, you think it’s gross, pushy, icky — your body immediately goes into shut-down mode when you think of selling your offer, and you “just don’t want to be one of those people” when you think of sales?

If you said YES to any of that, ALIGN is for you!

ALIGN is a six-month mastermind focused on your offer, pricing, content, marketing, strategy, and business systems, all through the lens of non-shitty sales.

Because when you can sell WELL, all the rest falls magically into place.

Inside the ALIGN mastermind, we’re turning the concept of SALES on its head. We’re infusing it with some fierce intersectional feminism. We’re stripping away the hustly, extractive, ultra-capitalist bullshit.

And we’re dismantling the oppressive, hierarchical, antiquated ideas of what SALES is “supposed to be” in order to create meaningful, connected, trusted relationships with ourselves, our businesses, and our clients. 

Client Feedback

  • "It was a really fabulous bunch of women and, while my imposter syndrome was present (especially at the beginning), seeing them all be vulnerable in coaching and just in general (like [during] the lives) was HUGE in alleviating some of my fears of 'not belonging.'"

  • "I was stuck in the gray area of my business for longer that I liked. The [ALIGN mastermind] helped me get through that! The world needs more anti-capitalist businesses and humans who can sell without making it feel slimy. I definitely did."

  • "[What was most applicable to my business was] making consult calls a conversation. That changed everything about how I approached them and honestly eradicated a lot of the obstacles I was facing."

  • "[I loved] the sense of community. It was empowering and encouraging to work with other women entrepreneurs to build our individual businesses."

  • "[I loved how intimate and action-based it was. Practicing talking to humans about my business because I didn't feel comfortable doing it before. [I would recommend ALIGN to] anyone who doesn't feel comfortable talking to humans about what they do."

  • "[What I found more beneficial] was learning and embracing that sales is not an icky, pushy, gross activity, but one in which we are providing someone with info so they can make a choice, and if that choice is no, who fucking cares."

  • "I would recommend ALIGN to] literally anyone in the early stages of their entrepreneurial journey offering a service—coaching, consulting, creative services, VA services, OBM services, online courses, etc."

  • "[It was an] intimate, vulnerable setting in which I felt entirely comfortable sharing all of my highs and lows. Everyone was welcoming, kind, and warm. When I was able to attend the live calls, I always walked away feeling well-served and grateful. Even if I didn't have my own specific issue that day, it was incredibly helpful to watch the live coaching of others and I always had good takeaways."

  • "I appreciate [Keli's] frank and direct style that is delivered with the utmost respect and love. [She] challenged us to think about sales in entirely new ways, calling our BS and cheering us on every step of the way. It was a fantastic experience."

  • "It's crazy how much I learned from the other women and about myself from the coaching! I knew the patriarchy has done us dirty, but that dirt runs DEEP! [ALIGN] was a wonderful opportunity to start rethinking ideas I never even knew I had (and thus far never consented to) about me as a business woman and business in general. It was a safe space to explore (and challenge) some pretty engrained patterns."

ALIGN mastermind

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You know all the shitty ways people “sell” stuff?

  • the pushiness

  • the catchy phrases

  • the incessant “won’t take no for an answer” nonsense

  • the saying your name over and over again to “build rapport” (even though it really just builds annoyance)

And you know that gross feeling you get when you think of things like “overcoming objections,” making you feel like you’re trying to manipulate the other person into giving you money for something they don’t want?

The work we do together inside of ALIGN calls bullshit on all of that.

In here, you’ll get:

  • 1 hour 1:1 deep dive call with an action plan for our six months working together.

  • Weekly coaching/strategy calls as a group.

  • Access to an ever-growing library of resources for identifying your ideal client, creating your content, building your systems, transforming your relationship to sales, and ensuring your business is ALIGNED with you — all of you.

  • Office Hours available multiple times each week to engage in some hands-on co-working time and benefit from body-doubling. These are flexible and will include quiet, focus time as well as opportunities for in-the-moment discussion, guidance, strategizing, and support.

  • Non-punitive accountability structure.

  • Application practice.

  • Access to an incredible community of folks who are supportive, productive, and respectful.

  • CELEBRATION! Because as an entrepreneur, there’s no one else recognizing your success, honoring your accomplishments, and celebrating the fact that you keep showing up every single day.

Doors to the ALIGN mastermind open twice a year — in the spring and fall, based on the lunar calendar. And always follows the IGNITE content creation weekend retreat.

INVESTMENT: $3,500

*Payment plans are absolutely an option, if that amount is not feasible for you all at once. I want to help you build your business and make money, AND I don’t want you to choose between learning how to do that and paying your electric bill. 

Those who attend IGNITE also get a $2,000 discount on ALIGN in order receive appropriate support through implementation of everything created at the retreat.