It’s Friday! Let’s Fuck Shit Up Together!
Happy Friday, lovely! It’s time to fuck some shit up!
Twice a month, in accordance with the lunar cycles, we gather in circle here and in your inbox for a salaciously good time. We talk reclaiming what has always been ours via ritualized practices and hexing shitty politicians. For those of you who love to receive the self-care tips, the sex tips, and the business tips, those will be in separate posts in a revised format.
Why? Because I want to combine everything in my varied background to offer my highest and greatest good to you. Take what resonates. Leave the rest.
✨ SPELL
Because this newsletter is sent out in conjunction with the lunar cycles, this segment offers you a moon ritual. Prior to all the stuff listed above, I studied art history as a way to develop an understanding of world religions. Since childhood, I’ve been on a spiritual journey to develop my own relationship to the divine. In no way do I have any interest in telling you what to believe or not believe. That’s for you. It’s personal. And for me, it’s cyclical. My spiritual practices have changed my relationship to time in such a beautiful way that I want to offer you a bit of that shift here by recognizing the cycles of the moon in order to hand you an opportunity to incorporate cyclical time into your experience of life. I work with many spiritual mentors, and ritualized practices are incorporated into the foundation of Project Reclamation—our equity-centered membership community—as well as the Reclamation Weekend retreats I host. And when you joined this email list, you received a Reclamation ritual from me. Again, I don’t care what you believe in or don’t believe in. Paying attention to the moon will help repair your relationship with time, which capitalism has fucked up for all of us. If you’d like to dive deeper into esoteric spirituality, though, keep your eyes peeled on your inbox for some fun stuff I’ve got coming up. 😉
Across time and culture, the moon has often represented our inner world of emotional connection, spiritual journey, and relationship to self. Aligning myself with the cycles of the moon has offered me the added bonus of shifting my relationship with time. When we allow ourselves the space for rest and renewal, rather than keeping ourselves stuck in the constant hustle & grind mentality of late-stage capitalism, our perspectives on what’s influential, what’s valuable, and what’s worthy of our energy have space to become deeper and more personal.
This week, I’m offering you a new moon ritual to hand you a little piece of that.
This doesn’t have to take a long time. The idea is to be present with yourself and focused on your full experience during the ritual. Pay attention to the sensations you feel during the ritual and make note of them afterward. I’d love to hear about your experience if you’d like to share!
NEW MOON RITUAL
The new moon is an excellent time to focus on what you want to create, achieve, or accomplish. Whatever you want to reclaim for yourself. You can get fancy with your rituals, and if you’re into altar work, crystal work, or any other kind of spiritual work, please feel free to incorporate it. Personally, I like to keep things simple.
Supplies: paper, pen, glass of water that you’ll drink
Steps:
Take a few minutes and ground yourself, whatever that means to you — whether that’s a few deep breaths, listening to a guided meditation, washing your face, putting your feet in the grass, masturbating, or anything else.
Write out what it is you want to create, achieve, or accomplish. This can be big or small. It can be for the lunar cycle beginning with this new moon, the next six months, the next calendar year, or a lifelong dream.
Read what you’ve written—out loud—over your glass of water. Then drink the water.
We have a new moon in Scorpio TODAY. And with all of the holidays celebrated right around this time each year, this new moon offers us a beautiful opportunity to dig deep into our own shadows, connect with our witchy-woo sides, and honor those who have passed (direct ancestors or otherwise).
Use the following questions as prompts for your new moon ritual to align with the season:
🌚How can you explore the “darkness” (and what does that even mean to you)?
🌚Who has passed on that you’d like to honor (and what does honoring them look like for you)?
🌚Are there any new spiritual practices you’d like to engage with over the course of the next six months (and how can you start engaging with them now)?
The Scorpio full moon will be May 12, 2025, which creates a six-month cycle of Scorpionic exploration.
✊ HEX
Politics is a not-so-secret passion of mine. I used to run a couple of political organizations here in Kansas City and lobby at the state level in Missouri with Planned Parenthood. The 2016 election is what led me into coaching after I lost my mind and a therapist told me I had “excellent coping skills” because I was focusing all my time and energy on political volunteerism. And in this segment, we might get a little petty. But we’ll always be aiming to reclaim our power from the cis-heteronormative, puritanical, white supremacist patriarchy we currently live under in this hellscape of climate change and late-stage capitalism. Here, I’ll offer suggestions on candidates to donate to, people to follow, podcasts to subscribe to, and answer the question of WHO ARE WE HEXING? (Josh Hawley is always on that list.)
This is our last push for the US presidential election. So we need all the spells and manifestations and hexes we can get. Obviously, our focus is on electing Kamala Harris and Tim Walz. So, if you’re the manifesting type, get on it hard! If hexing is more your vibe, you know where to send that shit! And if you’re into both, have at it!
Though I’ve been a student of history in my formal academic training, and though I’ve been a student of socialized behavioral patterns for the last decade+ in my career training, it is still beyond my scope of comprehension of how the fuck we got her.
I mean, I get it. I see the through lines. I understand the manipulation tactics that have prayed on the fear primarily of cis-het white men in rural America. I have compassion for that target market. They’re literally my family.
And
When I see the impact, my mind is still blown.
It’s sad. It’s infuriating. It’s disgusting.
We have an opportunity with this election like we’ve never had before: To stop the chokehold of fear that’s leading us into fascism.
Tomorrow is the National Women’s March. There are marches in cities all over the country. If you’re here in Kansas City, where I live, you’ll see me there. I’ve marched nearly every Saturday for the last several months in mini-marches that have been held around the KC metro and I’ll be volunteering as essentially crowd control from within the big march tomorrow — ensuring we don’t have anyone infiltrate our group, ensuring no one in the group engages with anyone trying to instigate anything from the outside. The UAW is providing a motorcycle brigade for assistance. And I know the same kinds of things are happening in a ton of other cities around the US.
So if you’re hexing and/or manifesting, and you want to really amplify that power, get yourself to a Women’s March and use the energy of the collective to fuel your intentions.
We are more powerful together.
*This segment is not intended to promote harm to anyone in any way. I don’t hex people in real life. ✊
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That’s it for this week, lovely! I appreciate you offering me space in your day. And I look forward to seeing you fuck some shit up today! ❤️🔥
-xoxo-
Keli
P.S. I want to invite you to Project Reclamation, a private, equitable, self-coaching community, to explore the most expansive version of yourself. Inside, you’ll receive tools for nervous system regulation, emotional processing, and cognitive self-coaching. Plus, you’ll have access to Master Certified Coaches to receive written coaching as well as live coaching via group calls. And you’ll be able to join in on an integrated book club, as well as both virtual and in-person community celebrations.
Maybe life coaching has felt out of reach for you in the past, as it’s often relegated to those hoarding enough wealth to be bored. But self-discovery doesn’t actually come in Tiffany boxes, and it is my goal to make healing and growth accessible to everyone.
Inside this space, we’re committed to reclaiming our bodies, our time, our joy, and our lives from all the cultural conditioning that has left us feeling less than. And we’re doing it in a vibrant, supportive community that is truly open to everyone who shares these values. (Though cis-het white Christian men may struggle a bit.)
Registration is now open, so click the link to join. See you on the inside!
