Reclaiming Sex

You know how technology is amazing and wonderful until it’s NOT? And then we realize just how dependent we are on it. Like, you have all the connectivity with your team at work, and everyone’s communicating effectively, and all the info is being distributed how it needs to be…and then Teams goes down. Or the internet at the office goes out. Or there’s a storm, and everyone loses power.

That shit is frustrating. But what’s even more frustrating than it happening with work? Being left at the altar of an orgasm when your rechargeable toy dies. 😰

Listen. I know the best of the best toys are rechargeable. Better quality motors. Lower vibrational frequency. Softer silicone.

But when does it die? AT THE WORST POSSIBLE MOMENT.

So my sex tip to you this week is this: Have a battery backup toy. (And don’t store the batteries IN the toy. They’ll start to corrode, and you don’t want chalky battery acid flaking off around your genitals.)

Will that toy be as good as your rechargeable faves? Of course not. But in a pinch, it’ll get the job done and be WAY less frustrating than waiting 20 minutes next to the outlet for the dead toy to charge enough for 7 minutes of vibration.